the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me
I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
I’m always fascinated in seeing this type of creativity. It’s like how did they even begin to think of something this dope. Blows my mind.
Tom Hiddleston film scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 17, 2014 [HQ]
Always in motion is the future.
whoa who is this attractive man and where can I get one
Every time I see this, it makes me happy.
Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered
the starry sky on the himalayas
CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
seriously! click on the photo!!
BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON
B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON
beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK
This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist
- Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)
Our names are not a burden.
Esparza is such a beautiful surname what the heck nerds(via dragonsplash)